My Beautiful Tart Delicious Fantasy

Holy fuck.
My new favorite blog.

“Let’s have a toast for the fruit snacks
Let’s have a toast for the crab roe
Let’s have a toast for the plum wraps
Every one of them that I rolled
Let’s have a toast for dessert troughs
That I just can’t keep my hands off
Baby, I got a plan
Grab a plate fast as you can”

Grab A Plate

No One Man Should Have All That Flour
Kanye West Lyrics rewritten to be about food. #CHEE